Hello This Is Linda
And Welcome To My Wonderful World
Cooking With Linda
Lake Tajo Trip
Linda Use's Assumed Name To Launch Singing
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Hi I would like to say a big Howdy to all my SGI fans out
I know you love me because I'm Rich, I'm Beautiful
and because I'm Linda
I met my soon to be, Hansom, Not yet rich husband in high school
It was love at first fright. No one could shotgun 16 ounce's
the way he could
And he just loved my Scooby Doo Binder Bong
Besides the Gun and Stalking charge's were dropped
so he couldn't refuse my Luv
We were soon married and had a wonderful weekend honeymoon
Monday we were both back to work at our jobs
Me at my spiritual gatherings
and him back to Corner of Market
I miss those day's Mo and Mo
That was when he still had MO
Life really started to get good once my husband came up with
his venture capitalist idea.
He so smart he found a way we could make $.25
on every dollar we invested. I know it's not much.
But we made it up in volume
Well you can see how it didn't take us long until we were very
That was when I first got into the stock market .
I bought 100 shares of MO and I don't mind saying I have
doubled my position
over the last 10 years.
As you know I now have a beautiful place in the hills.
I'm really proud of our high rise Can-Doe
We plan to put up skirting and a window
so we can have a split level some day.
And when we want to get away.
We just jump in the Mo Mo Motor home
and head for Lake Tajo
I know you cant tell from looking and wouldn't know unless I
But we remodeled this ourselves.
Once at Lake Tahoe we take the house boat out on the lake for
Everyone stares at us and points. I guess it's not often they
get to see
Such Rich, Handsome, Beautiful, and Successful,
people like us ridding in such a fine craft.
In fact we are so rich we have the only one like it on the lake.
Everyone is so jealous of me and my life.
Well thanks for visiting Me and here is hoping everyone has
Coors Day's and Tuna Fish night's
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And Linda the neighbors have requested that next Halloween
You Do Not walk by there pumpkins
Last Update 2-18-2005
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